i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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