New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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