38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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