I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
