Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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