I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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