so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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