I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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