I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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