i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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