So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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