i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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