I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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