I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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