Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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