if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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