I cockslap morals
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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