doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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