Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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