i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
