All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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