If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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