I heard we made out
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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