I just saw a hot homeless man
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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