I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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