I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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