Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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