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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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