love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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