ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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