my soul wont recognize me after tonight
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
