I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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