We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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