I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
no you cant smoke seaweed
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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