So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I had to cum in my sink.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
