Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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