Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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