we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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