Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
my poor anus
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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