No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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