I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
