I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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