im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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