Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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