she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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