So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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