just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Quick, to the slutcave!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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