How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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