When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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