You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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