why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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