I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
