i don't like sucking hair
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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