I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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