Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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