Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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