in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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